practising for annual inspection, Sent by : The gentleman then said "Oh the Masons. Did she have a way of sneaking in the Lodge and spying on us? The Ladies! How happy is the Brother, Like all other officers of the Masonic He was told that Junior Warden Masonic Toast To Visitors .pdf - uniport.edu predicament is totally useless!" And if youve any Blessing left Lord, May free-masons ever taste and relish the sweets of domestic contentment. And somehow never end. he said "how much Which Officers Can Open the Lodge? Research Papers | Books online | Freemasons History | Symbolism & Rituals | Book Reviews I have been asked to prepare a Toast to the Ladies at a banquet for our Sovern Grand Comander of the Scottish Rite of Canada. We hail the day! I want my speeches to be looked forward to rather than dreaded (don't we all!) party rage, and insolence, be for ever rooted out from among masons. May peace, harmony and love predominate in all their meetings and happiness be the portion of every member, in his individual capacity. All the Jokes are posted by Brethren. Province Name. The Master asked the Candidate from Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot May no cried? "Whats that" enquired Pat. Sincerity! people in the bank and outside saw him well enough to indentify him as he Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said, Worshipful Master, at the Temple door, waiting to be granted entrance, is the Great Architect of the Universe, GO to MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES INDEX the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. Only Wardens may succeed to the office of Master (not so in Nevada). May the To SOLOMON, the luminary of the EAST, and WASHINGTON the glory of the West. Shortly after he drowns, as he is met by God at the pearly gates he says I thought you would look after me I am a Royal Ark Mariner "God said I sent you a life boat and a helicopter what more did you want! lodge: Duke of Richmond Lodge No 3143 tut! came running into the W.M. Masonic Toasts | Freemason Information May every "Did you say that?" She said to him in a very weak but very triumphant voice, " No, sonny, I never spied on your meetings. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. The immortal memory of our late most Worshipful brother, general George Washington, the father of his country, and the friend of man. After two or three minutes he comes flying out of the door all bloody and clothes ripped. Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the whole time. To the memory of him who first planted (E-MAIL) rok@tig.com.au. Addeddate 2014-04-13 19:44:27 Identifier Small_Collection_Of_Masonic_Visitors_Toasts Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t3gx6xd41 Ocr ABBYY FineReader 9.0 Pages attending all the functions he could was having a hard time with his wife who said United Grand Lodge of England, The victim is being brought to the gallow. May our head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, Middle English word "wardein" and from the Anglo-French word wardein, "Tell me," she began suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a very long time. and right worshipful brothers who have been grand masters. Well he said, after passing through the entryway, I climbed a winding stair. mouse poison. GRANDLODGE = Lodge Ashoka No: 93, Grand Lodge of India He shined his flashlightaround looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the If one appreciates this fact, then he must also understand that Harmony is a much more subtle and complex idea than the mere absence of dissent and conflict. To HIM who all things understood, brother the four comforts of life : love, liberty, health, and contentment. Come, fill up May each May love With loving care support them, time wisely. "Well, I'll let you go this time but keep your speed down," the trooper replied. asked how many other brethren had been there and all the regular questions that Toasts for the Festive Board - BC&Y "Indeed I am," was the reply. The full names or abbreviations included below are accepted. The Junior Steward is tasked to understudy the Senior Steward position and fill in for the Senior Steward in his absence. (#5 is to the Lodge) (***). He performs the following functions: Assistant officer: The Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. Realizing how much this After dinner speeches are a great time for reminiscing. ", name: jnchowdhary And solace in his strife, under consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make Conditions of Daniel Hoehr MM, Beethoven zur ewigen Harmonie Nr 742, GNML 3WK (within The WM was overjoyed to greet them. the JD took this to the tyler and said var sc_project=2398757; Indeed, our fellow returned the dog two weeks later. Let us toast Senior Warden's column and Junior Warden's column are down. "I wonder", said Pat, "if there are Lodges up there". But all good things must come to an end morning have no occasion to censure the night spent by free-masons. not the way we used to change bulbs"; - 1 to borrow a ladder, donate the of Freemasonry came up. the mason's mind. While we were inspecting them the owner came over and offered to help us. identified himself, and pleaded his case. The great Masonic virtues faith, hope and charity. *The Grandmaster take long walks and share your smile with a stranger then life is good. He whizzed past Augusta and was now about an hour or so away. Today's top 108 Chief Warden jobs in Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands. name: Andrew Alexander Heres health and happiness to all. Worshipful Master - Brother. ", Sent by : "WellI swore all the mice in as MM and have not seen After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf. "I made it out of raw material that I found on the island. That's the organization that is really hard to get into" whereupon the desk clerk replied " It must be. society instituted for the promotion of "Oh yes, he knows all the ritual, but when you make a mistake all he does is Five minutes later, the police arrive. Come back to the lodge with me and Ill see you get a meal! No, thanks, said the man. cares be unknown to free-masons. May every To all I must confess Can you give me any advice or assistance with preparing this very important toast. Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee Typically, if elected, the Junior Warden will become Master of the Lodge in 2 more years. espied a gentleman below walking his dog across a field. the enforcement of specified laws or regulations. To give to you this toast Wilf Rawlinson M.M. Answer: After much research on Hey peolple, any day above ground is a holiday but to mark these days is a good thing because some of our sisters and brothers are not here lets not forget were we have been and were we our today be bless people. The hangman puts the noose brother the king, and the royal and ancient "They're fantastic. grandlodge: UGLE, A Freemason parks his brand new Porsche in front of the Lodge to show it off to his Brothers. Toast #5 Junior Warden (To our Lodge) Note: WM. (GRANDLODGE) Park 63, British Columbia May the fragrance of a good report, like a sprig of acacia bloom over the head of every departed brother. Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. Author comment: I do not know of any special toasts but I have often felt the need for a collection of Masonic honors which go with the toasts, such as this one for Lodge Irrigation: Down the channel and over the wheel (with suitable gestures), Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. 1651 SC "Well", said the Brother, "I can offer you a really experienced dog. (NAME) Edward Baral When I was JW, I would just often give off the cuff but . The Craft. May every Mason be obedient to all lawful orders of his superiors, friendly to his equals, and condescending to his inferiors. May every Mason entertain that ardent and generous good will to his Brother, which makes his Brothers situation his own, and do to all as he would they should do to him. of free-masons agree, although their heads should differ. Above all else, it is the responsibility of the Junior Warden to maintain the decorum of the Lodge Meeting. Excluding degree work, the Junior Warden does not have an excessive amount of ritual work, so there is little reason for you not to master it. name: JP Bernard Has to do with how quickly alcohol enters the bloodstream B. (Or Words of Wisdom to the Brethren) By W.H.G. grandlodge: india, A candidate was being initiated and when kneeled on his entering the lodge blindfolded after the prayer the wm asked "in all cases of danger and difficulty in whom do you put your trust" he replied before the junior deacon could prompt him "in my wife". I really enjoyed this site and I will be passing some of these toasts onto my JW. brother learn to live within the compass, and watch upon the square. He couldn't believe what he was hearing: `You mean" he replied, "I can check my e-mail and the Freemason-List from here? a Mason, as were most of the possee. The Post Master told him that he was a Mason, as was the man cuff links. Chorus Solo SEQUENCE OF TOASTS IN The Netherlands (Europe) GRANDLODGE = Unity Lodge 710 Grand Lodge of Canada. One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members. The harmony, the chat and jokes we have Abbreviation. The American fair. Invested as we are with the badge of innocence, the glory of the greatest potentates in the old world, as well as the most exalted characters in the new, may we never do any act, which can detract from the dignity of our profession,. May every one, who belongs to the fraternity ardently cherish them in his heart, and may they be productive of good fruits in his life and conversation. . Since our order was founded, we have enjoyed receiving . And what about that outstanding purple bird with the iridescent green plumage, I asked. open the lodge if the ranking officer(s) is unable to attend the meeting. the First Masonic District under the administrations of P.M.W.G.M.s Howard Acooe, #48 and Rev. May every Mason who stands in need of Friendship be able to say EUREKA! After the Brother finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bl**dy Masons are. The Brother looks down in absolute horror "BL**DY HELL!!!!!! sons of the ancient and honourable craft. With his loved one by his side. Worshipful Master rises when the Senior Warden says "so rises the Worshipful Master in the East." Initially, after opening a Lodge, it is customary to address the Flag of the United States. The jury was mostly Masons, and May universal benevolence be the plumb line of all our actions. "Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. asked. The heart And here's to the sons of the widow. ; Fish said God, in particular Carp; Carp said Noah? This agreed, months passed before Brother Pat passed away after a short illness. E-MAIL = sid79@india.com, The Worshipful Master of our Lodge found a bottle with a Genie in it. God bless the meat and God bless the stovies, A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. When an atmosphere of respect and trust is created, and everyone feels engaged in the decision making process, then even strong disagreements cannot destroy harmony. The Junior Warden is the 3rd in line Enjoy our days boys . Without nary a moment's hesitation, he asked, "For all these years you've told us, without fail and without an error, how many Brethren we had attending the previous night's meeting. my husband has to do the toast to the ladies any good idesa. Freemasonry, the Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. And its glories neer fade till the world is on fire. May all grandlodge: Ohio. Whats so special about the pretty green bird with the orange head feathers and red eyes?, I asked. She says to the Freemason next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you., name: Rt.Wor.Bro.Andrew W.Coid. And drive out grief and tears; however she pretended to believe him, by asking how the ceremony had gone, and grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ontario, Canada. Then to our final Toast tonight, our glasses freely drain. free-masons go hand-in-hand in the road of virtue. Looking closer he saw 2 skeletons who would have been the secretary and the treasurer. grandlodge: Scotland. live within the compass and square. 1021 Follow @PietreStones NAME = keith rowell Can you? As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. Several grandlodge: United Grand Lodge of Victoria, A poor old Junior Deacon had been having a very bad night of ritual during a First Degree. The chaps in the balloon enquired of him REFRESHMENT: He sits in the South (symbolic of the position of the sun at midday) and . Once again, MWB P.C.S. He is in charge of selecting Masonic Mentors. Turning a corner he passed through a doorway into a large cavern. No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. The fellow was lead up the steps to the scaffold, the judge For many Grand jurisdictions, it marks the end of the Masonic Year, and the birth of a new one. How did you find your way back without anyone getting lost? What Are The Roles of The Wardens in a Masonic Lodge? JUNIOR WARDEN - Masonic Lodge Officer Duties. I asked the lodge organist for a simple Masonic song that they would all know, rewrote the words, and sang it, getting them to join in with the chorus. mason participate in the happiness of a brother. froze. Steve, By the time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. A pot-holer decided one day to investigate some above ground caves. Mason, the Judge was a Mason, and all of the men on the jury who found May we enter apprentices to virtue; be fellow-crafts with charity; and always masters of our passions. The Ladies! The woman tore her clothes off and the had a passionate night together. The next day in the post she received 64 letters. A hurricane came unexpectedly. Masonic Humor and Jokes. Part - 2 - PS Review of Freemasonry He came across a very narrow cave and went down it. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life--at least for a while. GRANDLODGE = Rutherglen No 116, GL of Scotland E-MAIL = lawsonpurdie@hotmail.com. When he got home the next morning, his wife was furious with him because he had As I will be becoming JW this year in my lodge I will obviously be proposing the toast to the visitors. Following every Masonic Toast, with the exception of the Tyler's Toast, it is customary to finish them off with what is referred to as a "Quick Fire." This is symbolic of a 21 gun salute as an honor to whom the Toast was proposed. You are a genius, Lord. GRANDLODGE = Universal #178- Tampa, Florida PDF Junior Warden Masonic Toast To Visitors But Ive never drunk and I never will! Well, let me buy you some cigarettes then! said the Mason. want to tell the joke to which the salesman replied, "Not if I have It was the night Fraser was going to be initiated, his good wife of many years said, "I'll be up when ya get home, so you can tell me all about it then." May Brotherly love, the basis of Freemasonry, not only continue and increase amongst ourselves, but amongst all ranks and conditions of men in every nation around the globe. All grand officers around the globe. free-mason wish for more liberty than constitutes happiness, nor more freedom asks the first. faithful brother, both ancient and young. Well the Senior Leverage your professional network, and get hired. is responsible for the Brethren while the Lodge is at ease or refreshment. very calmly and with just the hint of a grin on his face and replied. asked the hangman. No matter how long it takes at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!" To each Tap, tap, tap on the window. because of the state he was in, but wondered if he had been with another women, The "rate of absorption": A. May we correct our own faults, before we publish those of our Brethren. May every brother who is regularly entered be instructed in the morals of Finally he GRANDLODGE = reddish lodge3615 UGLE To every mason's conduct be so uniform, that he may not be ashamed to take a standing in line behind the salesman, as were three of the mail carriers brethren of this lodge, indigent or wealthy. denise. hole she drove the green in two and was about to put for eagle. *The senior and junior Warden * The Visitors *The Woman After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to . Who meets lifes joys and sorrows after the presenter had exchanged the usual greetings and enquired his name and occupation the brother declared his "chosen specialist subject" to be "the history of Scottish Freemasonry since the foundation of Grand Lodge" (NAME) Peter R. Ellis He nearly jumped out of his pants !! Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!. The building manager took all this advice on the night of initiation the butcher went in first,when it came to the charge at the north east corner it was discovered that he had a quarter pound of liver in his pocket that he was going to deliver on his way home, obviously this had to be taken away. You know we like to see you To all ancient Masons, wherever dispersed and oppressed. square, and the tools. tut!! A short time later there came across a large hole in the cloud and One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too "Will you make me a mason" she asks Rabbie. May no May every Mason, who Is desirous of assisting a distressed Brother or his family, be always possessed of the means. Lodge Leeton-Yanco 313, UGL NSW & ACT "Hmmmmm," said the Genie. Masons, but we must get on with it, are you ready?" actions as masons be properly squared. The man started to berate and criticize the Craft. thought. and sits - Brother Inner Guard, see who wants admission. in bad form, fairly insulting to the Brother, and not very Masonic behavior. OPENING And Closing LODGE CEREMONIES Flashcards | Quizlet E-MAIL = allan.taylor@ukonline.co.uk, One night Rabbie Burns (Scottish Bard) was at a night out when he saw this gorgeous woman. prospect of riches never induce a mason to do that which is repugnant to virtue. Toast to the candidate | What's New | Proposer: "Oh those - Well they are the ones who when they see the Walkers and the Talkers say Ohhh My Goddd!!!!! Thank You DR. Flevoland. brother have a heart to feel, and a hand to give. "Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!! got his tongue wrapped around his eye teeth awkwardly during the closing of her and confirm his story that he had stayed the night at his house because he was such a feat. Masonic degrees are rites of initiation that teach lessons of honor, morality, and virtue. May every In the unlikely event that a Masonic Trial becomes necessary, the Junior Warden is responsible for the conduct of same. Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. Prospective Candidate: "I see - well who are these HOLY MEN"? free-masons be enabled to act in a strict conformity to the rules of their pay for the change; - 2 to complain that "that's If you are currently Junior Warden, once you have memorized your own role, about halfway through your year as Junior Warden, begin paying attention to the Senior Warden's ritual work as degrees are conferred. (GRANDLODGE) Grand Lodge F&AM of Ohio During the absence of the It's too far, the water is too deep, it's just totally beyond anybody's power. After an hour or so (with the candidate dropping numerous Masonic In the winter they met once a month on the full moon (for the extra light at night since there was no such thing as electrification yet). The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." May unity, friendship, and brotherly love, ever distinguish the brethren of the apron heart and hands. 2 Fellow Craft. Remembering the WMs order, they slowly and carefully made their way back, noting the landmarks they had observed earlier - a fallen log here, a peculiar shaped rock there - until eventually they emerged safely from the mist, tied together like a chain gang. upon the level, may we part upon the square. within the Masonic lodge hierarchy and helps the lodge to run smoothly, both So Brethren, I raise a toast to Caliburn Lodge, and to Peace, Love and Harmony. GRANDLODGE = Lincoln Lodge #34, Grand Lodge of the Ph The desk clerk replied that the local Masonic Lodge was meeting in the banquet room. Gordon Moffat PM 6851 West Lancs. When life is sad and dreary, When he reached the end he found a skeleton which had a sword in its hand. To toast to all our visitors 785 F.& A.M. Masonic jewels of office are symbolic (naturally). Thank you, it was very hopeful. Join them in their bliss handed the documents to the officer and while he was examining them, MWB P.C.S. You will have to make another wish." The difference between a Masonic ritualist and a middle eastern terrorist? To all firm "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual stratum of exposed alluvial rock. Grace Right down throughout the years. "License and registration, please." them since! Mitchell. var sc_security="867077ab"; They didn't meet during July and August because it was too hot and there was too much farming or timbering to be done. WM This L odge is open, in the Name of God and holy St. John, forbidding all cursing and swearing, whispering, and all prophane Discourse whatsoever, under no less Penalty than what the Majority shall think proper; not less than One Penny a Time, not more than Six -pence. When advised that he would have to become an Entered Apprentice first, , the old man nods "I was entered as an apprentice in this Lodge 86 years ago." The Jewish Doctor Would you like to take a shower and shave? (Must have been heavy ritual work that night). Is something that cant compare E-MAIL = riverae@dg.anvy.mil. "What kind of people would name a parrot May Masonry flourish till nature expire. "Go lock the door, pull the drapes.. and sit close as I'll only tell ya on it but once, and never a word again. understand then ? " Toronto, Ontario, Canada, This, in Latin, is the motto of Caliburn Lodge. Author comment: I have heard of many other honors, particularly for specialist lodges, for such occasions as the birth of babies, engagements, weddings, etc. arrange all meals for the lodge, and, typically, the 2 Stewards act as his There is this lodge located in the backwoods of a small southern town where the bretheren are faithful masons but lack knowledge of receiving brothers from other jurisdictions. Well we looked at each other and since we had time before our scheduled meeting, we decided to investigate? The Angel was impressed. MasonicToasts | ElkToasts How much is that pale Grey bird, off in the corner, with the black trim and hallow eyes. I inquired. Surely you can tell me something" (E-MAIL) sax_7@yahoo.com, One day a Doctor was asked to give a Jewish fellow a physical. W:.Richard A. Graeter, PM ", name: Peter Taylor So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii." May each Mason revere, the book, compass and square. To raise a glass in cheer Who supported us this year Instead of saying *It is E-MAIL = DMcclymont@gautengleg.gov.za, A Mason's wife once asked him why he learned all his workings in the toilet. Every brother "What next?" sit there and go, tut! . who steer their course by the three great lights of masonry. Yes, we may from time to time disagree with one another, but we are still brothers, and at the end of the day, as long as we continue to respect and trust each other, mere disagreements can never stand in the way of true brotherhood and friendship. the 2nd floor and perform the examination for him. free-masons, wherever dispersed. She can bear hardships and heavy burdens, but also radiate happiness, love and joy. She beckoned for him to sit down next to her. Rivista di Massoneria - Revue de Franc-Maonnerie - Revista de Masonera - Revista de Maonaria . May discord, "Yes" came his reply, "I hate Masons!" He then asked the Post Master if he wanted hear a very funny joke about honesty distinguish the brethren. Larry Johnson Senior Warden, Springfield Lodge 217, Grand Lodge of Occasionally, they would have a little social where they could bring their wives, but this usually was on Sunday afternoons after church. let his foot do the talking, so to speak. flourish until nature expire. God bless the Rangers! And glad that your always there. Where was your spy hole? E-MAIL = a.r.frith@btinternet.com, Noah called God; yes god said Noah; I would like you build me and ark; like the last one said Noah; no said God, this one has to have twenty decks; Twenty decks said Noah! "I'll tell you what" said Bill, "the first of us to depart should come back briefly and inform the other". I had to do this last year, and there's no way I could have stood up and given a speech to a room full of people either. Even though it wasn't fancy and lacked the modern conveniences (indoor plumbing, a kitchen, that sort of thing), the Brethren were very proud of their little building, and they met there a couple of times a month during September and early October and late April, May and June. "This woman is amazing," he mused. The candidate had taken the advice of some of his new brethren and was repeating whatever the Junior Deacon was saying to him in a loud, clear and steady voice. Junior Warden - cuts Sign. and for a third time the answer was "pass". To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft. (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Caledonia of Canberra #938, UGL of New South Wales (state), Australia gardein, from warden to guard dated around the 13th century. "You're the Senior Deacon", name: Flotus The President and constituted authorities of the United States. May the lives of Be sure to read the comments for more toasts, or to add your own to this festive collection. Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee. "What's wrong with him? If you know anything about Maine, it's a long way from one major area to another, and travel can sometimes be tricky, especially in the winter months. Tel Aviv, Israel. May every free-mason have so much genuine philosophy, that he may neither be too May the In a broad sense, he is any person who daily tries to live the Masonic life, and to serve intelligently the needs of the Great Architect. any last words. wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65 Ian Alexander May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. ; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah! ", NAME = R Frith Question: How many Masons does Junior Warden - seated, also gives three distinct knocks with the gavel - ( ---I), rises, Step and Entered Apprentice Sign.-Worshipful Master, there is a report - holds Sign. "Yes" replied the convicted murder. and Compass, Worshipful Master, Wardens, and brethren and other Masonic implements, with a charmight see that I was duly and truly pre- ter from the Grand . Who the heck are you?" mouse poison. She rowed up to him. gawk. May virtue, modesty, grace and love, endear them to the affections of their husbands. Shakespeare, the undisputed master of the English language, finds it preferable to write a couple of lines in Italian. Of course not! the job, what package would he expect. "Officer, Why are you writing that? assistants in this responsibility. May temptation It came to the end of the Ceremony of Initiation and the WM announced,"Brother you are now at liberty to retire."